Maria Bamford

"[impersonating her mother] Now, Maria, if a boy doesn't like you, I would just like you to know that he is intimidated by your beauty, because you are the most beautiful girl in the whole world and if you would stop doing impersonations of me I think other people would see that..."

Maria Bamford

stand-up comedian and voice actress

In honor of anyone who ever had a mother!

Janeane Garofalo

“To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.”

Janeane Garofalo

actress/comedian

 

Happy Almost Valentine's Day!

Joan Rivers

”I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes — and six months later you have to start all over again.”

  Joan Rivers comedian, TV personality

Kathleen Madigan

“I bought the yoga clothes and they were so comfortable, I never left the house!”


Kathleen Madigan

comedian

Moms Mabley

"A woman's a woman until the day she dies, but a man's only a man as long as he can."

Jackie "Moms" Mabley

Standup comedian who tackled edgy topics

Jane Lynch

“I realized that if I'm obsessing about my own feelings, I'm not present with the people around me—and am frankly of no use to them.”

Jane Lynch

Comedian, actress and singer,
currently appearing as
Sue Sylvester in the hit series “Glee”

Week 39: Rita Rudner

“I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office was full of portraits by Picasso.”

—Rita Rudner

Comedian, actress & writer